Finally, it’s here.
300 real paper pages of in-depth reporting, reader submissions, site surfin’ musts, the latest trends in social media, hard hitting web-celeb interviews, and of course the complete listing of all internet content for the week of March 5th-11th, 2016.
NetGuide is the third issue of Fortunate Horse Magazine and an incomprehensible fever dream love letter to the sublime post modern “goof hell” of the internet. Specifically the American internet as it last was in early 2016, before all of…this. Written by writers from all the good comedy things and designed by artists from all the good art things, NetGuide is a clarion call to rage against/settle for the tragi-comic fatal illness we’ve all given ourselves called “online.”
“This is the dumbest, biggest thing that exists.” -Brett Kavanaugh, future Supreme Court justice
“Insane. I feel like I’m losing my mind. I honestly don’t want to finish it. I’m scared” -actual quote from the proofreader we hired.